Super Market Checkout A woman went to a discount store to purchase several items. When she finally got to the checker, she learned one of her items had no price. She thought she'd die of embarrassment when the checker got on the intercom and boomed out fo...
David Beckham David Beckham walks into a sperm donor bank, I'd like to donate some sperm he says to the receptionist. Certainly Sir replies the receptionist, have you donated before?. Yes replies Beckham you should have my details on your computer. Oh yes...
British rail Q: What do David Beckham and British rail trains have in common. A: They both go in and out of Victoria...
Meow Meow Once there was a woman who was deeply in love with a mysterious man. Then one night she got him all alone in his office and screamed meow meow look at me now!!, but the man didn't. So the woman took off her top and screamed meow meow look at me ...
Dress for a wedding Her big church wedding was fast approaching, and my friend was delighted to hear that her mom, emerging from a nasty divorce, had finally found the perfect mother-of-the-bride dress. Two days later, she was shocked to learn that her ne...
Getting Weighed Scott took his blind date to the carnival. What would you like to do first, Mary? asked Scott. I want to get weighed, she said. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale, it read 117 and she won a ...
Ladder to success One day, Harry came upon a big, long ladder that stretched into the clouds. He'd walked this way every day and this ladder was never there before. Curious and brave, he began to climb. Eventually, he climbed into the layer of clouds, and...
Lookatthesize笑话 A husband and wife are cooing over their new born baby. "Look at the size of his todger," says the man. "It's massive!" "Yes dear," says the woman. "But at least he's got your ears"....
Nudistcolony A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his grandmother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half, but ...
Sneak in & out The big news of the day is that President Bush made his second surprise visit to Baghdad... he flew in and out. ...He did sneak in. It worked so well that they now have a secret plan to sneak a guy in and out of Condoleezza Rice....
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作文地带导读:冯萍小说集之:What is there in the front?Chapter two 作者介绍:冯萍 山西农业大学信息学院 英...
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作文地带摘要:A recent investigation shows that about 80 percent of pupils have private tutors.Such a pop...
英语应用文写作之留学申请信范文九篇(Application for Admittance) 留学和奖学金申请信中须写明下列几点: ...