Coconut Tree Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? A: Lift up your nuts this is gonna be one hell of a blow job....
3 Words What 3 words does a woman not want to hear when having sex? Darling I'm home!...
Super Pussy An ederly man is waiting for his wife to come to bed. While he is waiting, she decides to add a little spice into there 50 year marriage. She gets completely naked and throws on her robe, for a little flying adventure. She comes out of the roo...
Womans top 5 men The Top 5 Men in a Woman's life are: 1. Doctor. 2. Dentist 3. Coal man. 4. Decorator. 5. Bank manager. A Doctor says to take off your clothes. A Dentist says open wide. A Coal man asks where do you want it, front or back? A Decorator says...
Scientific Bra A scientist from Texas AM University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in. At a news conference announcing the invention, a large grou...
Hubby loses interest in sex A lady goes to the doctor and complains her husband is losing interest in sex. He gives her a pill but warns her that it's still experimental. He tells her to slip it in his mashed potatoes at dinner. At dinner that night, she ...
The Potato Frenchie finds himself on vacation in Florida. He goes to the beach to cruise some cute American girls. Having no luck, he sees this blond Apollo type American lifeguard surrounded by Baywatch beauties. Hey you Monsieur the Americain! says Fren...
Head n Shoulders So there's a blonde 'n a brunette riding in an elevator when it stops on the 6th floor and a man gets on. Well, they notice that he has some dandruff on his shoulder but politely decline to say anything until the man leaves two floors lat...
The Bear and the Hunter There once was a hunter who went bear hunting with a shotgun. He saw a bear, fired and missed. The bear grabbed him and raped him. He was real mad, so he left to purchase an M-16 and came back. He saw the same bear, fired and misse...
Trouble Sleeping The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. What seems to be the problem? the doctor asked. Well, I, uh, she stammered. I think I, uh, might be a nymphomaniac. I see, he said. I can help you, but I must advise you that my fee is...
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作文地带摘要:A recent investigation shows that about 80 percent of pupils have private tutors.Such a pop...
英语应用文写作之留学申请信范文九篇(Application for Admittance) 留学和奖学金申请信中须写明下列几点: ...