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Andy Grove Interviewer: So how much now do you think of your success is marketing, and how much of it is technology? Andy Grove: You know, for a long time Ive thought about this and had to answer the question 1)internally a lot. And the best I can say is ...

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Waiting to catch her Judi was startled to see the nonchalant way Jon was taking the fact that his lady love was seen with another man. You said you love her and yet you saw her with another man and you didn't knock the guy down? I'm waiting, Jon said. Wai...

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Exercise A kid goes into his moms room and finds her jumping vigorously on top of his dad. He asks: What are you doing to dad, mom? She says: I'm helping him exercise to lose weight! Oh mom, that is worthless you jump on top of him to make him skinnier an...

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Teenage Pregnancy An eighteen-year-old girl tells her mom that she has missed her period For two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, and cryin...

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Rectum Stretcher This guy is flying down the road in his EB Z06; and he comes over the top of a bridge, sure enough,on the other side there is sitting a cop with a radar gun. The cop pulls the guy over,walks up to the car and asks What's the hurry? The gu...

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Hunters Why do all women like hunters? Because they go deep in the bush. shoot twice. and eat what they shoot....

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Perfect day For HER 08:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses. 08:30 Weigh in 2kg lighter than yesterday. 08:45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants; open presents expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner. 09:15 Soothing hot bath ...

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Not so perfect cards Cards for the not so perfect relationship: You were meant for me, perhaps as a punishment. I know how to push all my wife's buttons ... now if I could only find the one marked OFF! I must admit, you brought religion in my life. I neve...

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Tennis ball One day while jogging, a middle-aged man noticed a tennis ball lying by the side of the walk. Being fairly new and in good condition, he picked the ball up, put it in his pocket and proceeded on his way. Waiting at the cross street for the lig...

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Bus Drivers Parents A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull. The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, If my dad was an el...

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