Clever midget Q. What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease? A. One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt...
Good for sex Two older men are sitting on a park bench talking and one of them asks the other about his sex life. The man answers that he has an excellent sex life and is still very active. The other man confesses that his sexual appetite has greatly dimi...
King of the jungle There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river, when a lion came by for a cool drink. The gorilla thought to himself, How funny would it be to screw the king of the jungle in the ass? of something quick because he wasn't going to outr...
Doc, Ive Got a Problem A man visits his doctor. I think I have a problem, doc, said the patient. One of my balls has turned blue. The doctor examined the man briefly and concluded the patient would die if they didn't have his testicle removed. Are you cra...
Unga Bunga Once there were three scientists who were walking in the woods. They were searching for butterflys. While they were sleeping that night a tribe captured them and put them in a tent. The first guy wakes up and sees the tribe cheif with a spear h...
Sex Help I went to the Pre-ejaculation Clinic today. The problem was that when I got there everyone was gone. I guess I came early....
Just Knitting A policeman was patrolling a local parking spot overlooking a golf course. He drove by a car and saw a couple inside with the dome light on. There was a young man in the driver's seat reading a computer magazine and a young lady in the back ...
Truth serum You know I keep hearing and reading regarding the Mel Gibson story that they know that Mel meant what he said because alcohol is a truth serum. I keep hearing this over and over. Alcohol is a truth serum... Really? Since when? Ask any women, w...
The munchies It seems researchers at the University of Mississippi Medical school, have come up with the first marijuana-based medical suppository. The only drawback so far is that approximately ten minutes after insertion, you have an overpowering urge t...
Resume What do you call a guy that masturbates ten times a day? No, it's not a joke, I really need to know so that I could put it on my resume....
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作文地带摘要:A recent investigation shows that about 80 percent of pupils have private tutors.Such a pop...
英语应用文写作之留学申请信范文九篇(Application for Admittance) 留学和奖学金申请信中须写明下列几点: ...