Morewetlands In an effort to make the Bush environmental record look good, Interior Secretary Gale Norton announced that under the Bush administration, there are now more wetlands than any time since 1954. Well yeah, if you count New Orleans....
Gaybankrobber Did you hear about the gay bank robber? He tied up the safe and blew the guard....
Femalesnail Q. What does a female snail say during sex? A. Faster, faster, faster!...
Taepo-Dong North Korea's Kim Jong-il ... acknowledged Monday he was developing a nuclear missile program 'to deter attacks from the West.' It's called the Taepo-Dong. Before you laugh, you should know that in Korean, that translates to 'kind of peni$.'...
Circumvention笑话 Today at a press conference, President Bush defended his domestic wiretapping program when a reporter called it a circumvention of the law. The president said 'That's ridiculous. I had my circumvention done when I was a baby.'...
Gotanyweed笑话 A stoner walks into a gas station and asks the dude at the counter, "Got any weed?" The man politely replied, "Um, no sir. We do not sell marijuana here." So he left. The same guy comes back the next day and says, "Got any weed?" The man behi...
PatrickKennedy Patrick Kennedy crashed his car and said he doesn't remember anything about the accident. This is actually a huge step forward for the Kennedy family, because when you think back through the years, Ted Kennedy, William Kennedy Smith, that M...
Chastitybelt All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades. One knight told his best friend, "My bride is without doubt one of the most beautiful women in the world..." "It would be a terrible waste if no man could have her. Therefore, as my best and...
Slowing traffic A farmer lived on a quiet, rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate. It became so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being run over at a rate of three to six a day. So he called the sheriff...
Charlie Sheen Denise Richard and Charlie Sheen have agreed to extend a restraining order requiring Sheen to stay at least 300 yards from estranged wife Denise and their daughters. Charlie says he can guarantee that he wont get within 300 yards of them as ...
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