Talking dog A guy walks into a bar with his dog and says, I'll have a Scotch and water and my dog would like a whiskey sour. The bartender says, Sorry, we don't allow animals in here. The dog replies, Hey, I'm tired of being discriminated against. Just gi...
Marriage amendment Even though President Bush is pushing for this gay marriage amendment, Vice President Dick Cheney doesn't think the federal government should be involved. Cheney said the government shouldn't prevent men who are obviously in love with e...
Gethard笑话 What did the egg say to the boiling water? How am I suppose to get hard... I just got laid 10 minutes ago!...
EarlyRetirement To:All Staff Cc: From:Management RE:Early Retirement Due to our current financial situation, management has decided to implement a scheme to put all workers over 30 on early retirement. This scheme will be know as RAPE (Retire Aged Personn...
IfGodwasawoman笑话 IF GOD WAS A WOMAN... 1. Sex would smell like chocolate. 2. Farts would smell like roses. 3. Dogs would smell spring fresh. 4. Babies would come from vending machines. 5. Men would be born with a permanent erection. 6. All women would hav...
CondoleezzaRice Condoleezza Rice is the most popular member of the Bush administration. Yeah, experts say that claiming to be the most popular member of the Bush administration is like claiming you got the 'good' kind of Herpes....
San Francisco A long time resident of San Francisco is packing all his stuff into boxes. His roommate comes in and asks what he's doing. I'm leaving! he replies. They just made homosexuality legal. So why leave now? queries his roomie. Gays have been part...
Gas station TV Gas Station TV says they will install television sets at five hundred gas stations and broadcast to motorists filling up their gas tanks. Imagine the programming. It's the perfect place to watch Debbie Does Dallas while Exxon does you....
JamesBond笑话 One Side of a Phone Call between James Bond... Hallo? Is this Giganta? Giganta Crotchetta? Oh, grand! It's Bond. James Bond! 007! Shaken not stirred! Tuxedo! The trunk-sized jet pack! We had a run in with an Austrian terrorist with the overdev...
Shesbeautiful笑话 This guy, about 40, walks into a bar and orders a drink. Then he pulls out a picture of a beautiful girl, about 20. He orders drink after drink after drink. Finally, the bartender asks why he's getting drunk "I have to come home to this!" ...
作文地带导读:每年的十月一日是一年一度的国庆节,是我们伟大祖国母亲的生日。伴随着风风雨雨,我们的母亲祖国...
I love my hometown——Xinjiang.I Love Xinjiang(征文)我爱新疆英语作文两篇. I am very proud of living in Xi...
作文地带导读:冯萍小说集之:What is there in the front?Chapter two 作者介绍:冯萍 山西农业大学信息学院 英...
冯萍小说集之:What is there in the front?第一章:作者 冯萍山西农业大学信息学院英语104班...
作文地带摘要:A recent investigation shows that about 80 percent of pupils have private tutors.Such a pop...
英语应用文写作之留学申请信范文九篇(Application for Admittance) 留学和奖学金申请信中须写明下列几点: ...