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英文 幽默 笑话 诙谐

Tom: My grand God, what does a millennium mean to you? God: It only means a minute. Tom: My omnipotent god, what do 10,000 golden coins mean to you? God: Just a small coin. Tom: My humane god, please give me a small coin. God: Ok, poor man, please wait a ...

笑话 上帝 汤姆

英语笑话-会说话的钟:一个学生带他朋友们参观他的新公寓，甚是得意。那个大铜锣和锤子是干什么用的？他的一个朋友问他。那玩意儿厉害了，那是一个会说话的钟，学生回答。这钟怎么工作的，他的朋友问。...

英文 笑话 钟

Left behind While on a car trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, the elderly woman left her glasses on the table, but she didn't miss them until they were back on the highway. By then, they had to ...

笑话 英语成人笑话

A Dozen Condoms A father and his little boy went into a local drugstore to pick up a prescription. While in the store. the little boy was browsing around and came upon a rather large display for condoms. The little boy looked at all the brightly coloured ...

作文地带 笑话 成人笑话

Peaches For Sale He knocked on the door and a very pretty young lady dressed in a very sheer negligee answered the door. He raised his basket to show her the peaches and asked, Would you like to buy some peaches? She pulled the top of the negligee to one ...

笑话 英语成人笑话

The Goodnight Kiss The Goodnight Kiss One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. They are about to kiss each other goodnight, but the guy is feeling a little horny. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says t...

笑话 英语成人笑话

Extremely contagious A man returns to the U.S. from Africa feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor, and is immediately rushed to the hospital, to undergo a barrage of extensive tests. The man wakes up after the tests in a private room at the hospital,...

笑话 英语成人笑话

Hunters Why do all women like hunters? Because they go deep in the bush. shoot twice. and eat what they shoot....

笑话 成人笑话 joozone

Perfect day For HER 08:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses. 08:30 Weigh in 2kg lighter than yesterday. 08:45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants; open presents expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner. 09:15 Soothing hot bath ...

笑话 成人笑话 joozone