UCLAstudy笑话 A UCLA study shows 7% of people still believe in the Easter Bunny. I believe these are the same people who believe President Bush is doing a good job in Iraq."...
Cheneystaxrefund笑话 Vice President Dick Cheney's getting a tax refund of $1.9 million. How do you get a $1.9 million refund when your salary is $205,000 a year? How does that work? ...Apparently, he's writing off the guns and ammo as business expenses!...
Threedaughters笑话 There was a father who was very proud of his three daughters. Every night he took a stroll around the house to make sure everything was all right. One night when he was doing his stroll, he could hear laughter coming from his youngest dau...
Blowjob笑话 Which of the following doesn't belong? (a) meat (b) eggs (c) wife (d) blowjob (D) A blowjob because its possible to beat your meat, your eggs or your wife, but you can't beat a blowjob...
Lookingup笑话 A company is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs, at different levels, some climbing up, some climbing down. The monkeys on the top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothi...
Personalhygiene笑话 A lesbian goes for her annual physical. After the ob/gyn completes the physical he says, "You can get dressed now, your test results will be back in a few days, but stop by my office and I'll review the exam I just gave you." When the pa...
Loyalty oath Before she died, an elderly woman from the United States wanted to visit England, the home of her ancestors. She went to the Federal Office and asked for a passport. You must first take the loyalty oath, the passport clerk said. Raise your ri...
Existentialist The French existentialist Jean-Paul Sartre was sitting in a cafe when a waitress approached him: Can I get you something to drink, Monsieur Sartre? Sartre replied, Yes, I'd like a cup of coffee with sugar, but no cream. Nodding agreement, t...
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I love my hometown——Xinjiang.I Love Xinjiang(征文)我爱新疆英语作文两篇. I am very proud of living in Xi...
作文地带导读:冯萍小说集之:What is there in the front?Chapter two 作者介绍:冯萍 山西农业大学信息学院 英...
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作文地带摘要:A recent investigation shows that about 80 percent of pupils have private tutors.Such a pop...
英语应用文写作之留学申请信范文九篇(Application for Admittance) 留学和奖学金申请信中须写明下列几点: ...