Little Red RIding Ho Little Red Riding Hood was on her way to see her grandmother in the forest. Her mother warned her Don't walk through the forest, take the path, or else the Big Bad Wolf will catch you and suck your tits dry! Little Red started towards...

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3 Advantages 3 advantages of getting a ?50 note tatooed on your penis: 1. You can play with your money. 2. You can see your money grow. 3. Your woman can blow as much money as she wants....

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A man and his Penis A man went to his doctor and asked him how to prolong the lovemaking experience. The doctor told him that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer, extending the pleasure for them and their partner. The man decided, What th...

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The Anniversary An old couple were celebrating their 60th wedding anniversary in the diner where they had their first date. The wife says to her husband do you remember when we came here all those years ago? Yes he relpies and we went out to the alley way...

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A Weird Visit There was a husband and a wife that loved to have sex. They had it everywhere and tried everything. One day they both decided that it was getting old, the same thing over and over again and they wanted to try something new. Later that night ...

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Adult jokes：In Mourning In Mourning A woman had just lost her husband. So she meets a guy who is instantly interested in her. Well he is a patient guy and decides to be nice to her. Well one day they go away on a vacation and soon things get heated up, bu...

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The Bike A 13 year old boy came home all happy. His mom asked, what did you do at school today hunny? Oh i had sex with my teacher, he said calmly. The mother began to scream and yell and sent him to his room till his father got home. When the father came...

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Nonconformist bird There once was a nonconformist bird that decided not to fly south for the winter. He said I've had enough of this flying south every winter, I'll just stay right here on this farm, what's the big deal, anyway? So he stayed. Winter came ...

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Posh & Becks Q: What's the difference between David Beckham and Posh? A: Posh Spice doesn't kick back when she's taken from behind....

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Elongated peni$es Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, over sized peni$es. How do you account for this? he asked the broth...

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