Love,trueloveetc.笑话 What's the difference between love, true love and showing off? Spitting, swallowing and gargling....
Lostatthepark笑话 A police car pulled up in front of grandma Smith's house, and grandpa got out. The polite policeman explained that the elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park and couldn't find his way home. "Henry," said grandma, "You've been ...
Dontgetoutmuch笑话 While I was dining out with my children, a man came over to our table, and we started talking. He asked where my kids went to school. I told him we home-schooled them. With a raised eyebrow, he asked if my husband was the sole breadwinner...
Gay vote Big vote in the Senate yesterday. They voted down the gay marriage ban. ...It was a very close vote. 43 voted 'yea.' 44 voted 'nay.' And 3 voted 'fabulous'....
Apoundortwo Realizing that I'd put on a pound or two, I lamented to my husband, "I'm fat." And right on cue he said what all good husbands must: "You're not fat." To support his position, he added, "Just look around you at others, and you will see that yo...
Pretty nurses While visiting a friend who was in the hospital, I noticed several pretty nurses, each of whom was wearing a pin designed to look like an apple. I asked one nurse what the pin signified. Nothing, she said with a smile. It's just to keep the ...
King and a queen There once lived a king and a queen who ruled a large kingdom. The king was short in vital parts and the queen had to seek solace with every Dick, Tom and Harry. After some time the king grew suspicious of the queen's escapades and wanted...
High sperm count How do you tell that you have a high sperm count? Your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows....
Your Passport(护照) Please! 请拿出你的护照英语幽默笑话带翻译 作文地带导读:周末又要到来了,作文地带为大...
Economic Development and inferior products 经济发展与假冒伪劣产品 我国社会主义市场经济就像一辆高速行驶的...
Should Women Return to the kitchen?女人是否应该呆在厨房里?英语作文带翻译.由作文地带提供.女人不应该回到厨...
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最近你们学校要举行一次“中学生该不该上网”的讨论1.看国内外新闻,获取信息。 2.发e-mail,打电话。 3.上网络...
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