A man sat at a bar, had the saddest hangdog expression.
Bartender: "What's the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife?"
The man: "We had a fight, and she told me that she wasn't going to speak to me for a month."
Bartender: "That should make you happy."
The man: "No, the month is up today!"
一个男子坐在一间酒巴，脸色特别难看。
服务员：“有什么问题吗？是不是你老婆为难你。
男子：“我们打了一架，她说他一个月都不会和我说话。
服务员：“这应该会让你觉得高兴啊。”
男子：“不，今天是这个月的最后一天啦！”
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