A cop stopped a man for running a stop sign and the subject gave the cop a lot of grief explaining that he did stop.

　　After several minutes, the cop explained to the gentleman that he didn’t stop, he just slowed down a little.

　　The gentleman said, “Stop or slow down, what’s the difference?”

　　The cop pulled the guy out of the car and hit him with a nightstick for about a minute and then said, “Would you like for me to stop or just slow down?”

　　警察把一个男人拦了下来，因为他闯了停车指示牌。那名男子千方百计地刁难警察以解释自己确实是停车了。　

　　几分钟后，警察对这位先生说他并没有停车，他只是减了一点速。

　　这位先生说：“停车和减速又有什么区别呢？”

　　于是警察把这个人从车里拽出来，用警棍打了他一会儿，然后说：“你是想让我停止还是只是减减速呢？”