Clever midget Q. What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease? A. One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt...

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tooooooo long A man goes to a doctor because he thinks his penis is simply way too long. It makes it hard to get into clothes comfortably; it sometimes scares the ladies too. It also seems to impair his speech. After his consultation and exam, the doctor ...

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Makeout point One Friday night, a policeman saw a car parked up at makeout point. Shining his flashlight in the window, he saw a young man fidgeting in the front seat glancing at his watch and a young woman sitting in the back seat and reading a magazine....

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Scientific Bra A scientist from Texas AM University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in. At a news conference announcing the invention, a large grou...

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The Dogs Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's, discussing why they were there. The first dog, a poodle, told his woeful tale. My owners bought the great new sports car with leather seats. They took me for a ride in it one day, and I wa...

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Rubbers Q: What do you do with 365 used rubbers? A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear....

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Couple of dollars A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking bum who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted two dollars and asked, If I gave you this money, ...

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Trouble Sleeping The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. What seems to be the problem? the doctor asked. Well, I, uh, she stammered. I think I, uh, might be a nymphomaniac. I see, he said. I can help you, but I must advise you that my fee is...

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Mermaid Three fellows walking along the beach noticed a mermaid sitting on a rock swishing her tail in the foam. The first man waded out to her and said, Hello mermaid! Have you ever been kissed? She replied, no sir! So he kissed her quite thoroughly and ...

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Sharp Old Lady! A man was very happy with himself after just having plastic surgery. On his way to work, he spotted a very attractive blonde woman. He asked her how old she thought he was, to which she replied, About 23? The man was astonished. He began e...

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