Odds for women Statistics show that at the age of seventy, there are five women to every man. Isn't that an ironic time for a guy to get those odds?...

笑话 英语成人笑话

Buying a Horse Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs, rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, Dad, why are you doing that? His...

作文地带 笑话 成人笑话

Insurance slogans Four insurance companies are in competition. One comes up with the slogan, Coverage from the cradle to the grave. The second one tries to improve on that with, Coverage from the womb to the tomb. Not to be outdone, the third one comes up...

笑话 成人笑话

The Anniversary An old couple were celebrating their 60th wedding anniversary in the diner where they had their first date. The wife says to her husband do you remember when we came here all those years ago? Yes he relpies and we went out to the alley way...

笑话 英语成人笑话

Investigation A police detective was investigating a homicide. As he questioned the on-scene officer, he learned the body was that of a young woman. The body was found with a bowl over her head and a spoon stuck in her back. The on-scene officer asked wha...

笑话 英语成人笑话

Doc, Ive Got a Problem A man visits his doctor. I think I have a problem, doc, said the patient. One of my balls has turned blue. The doctor examined the man briefly and concluded the patient would die if they didn't have his testicle removed. Are you cra...

笑话 成人笑话 joozone

Value for money A Chinese man arranges for a hooker to come to his room for the evening. Once in the room they undress, climb into bed, and go at it. When finished, the Chinese man jumps up, runs over to the window, takes a deep breath, dives under the be...

作文地带 笑话 成人笑话

Biggest Peepee There were three boys all in third grade: an Asian boy, a Spanish boy and a redneck. They were trying to think of games to play at recess when the Asian boy got an idea. I know, he said, we can play, 'Who's got the Biggest Pee Pee'. How do ...

笑话 英语成人笑话

Ladies Rooms A man traveling by plane and in urgent need to use the mens room is nervously tapping his foot on the floor of the aircraft. Each time he tried the mensroom door, it was OCCUPIED. The stewardess, aware of his predicament suggested that he go ...

笑话 成人笑话

Family Reunion Three old ladies driving to a family reunion discoverd they had a problem. All three husbands had the same name - LeRoy. The driver came up with an idea of naming their husbands after a soft drink. The other ladies thought this was a wonder...

作文地带 笑话 成人笑话