Whats the Difference? What's the difference between a policeman's truncheon, and a magician's wand? One is for cunning stunts, the other is for ... apprehending criminals....

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The facts about lunch A little girl runs out to the yard where her father is working, and asks him, Daddy, what's sex? Her startled father sits her down, and tells her all about the birds and the bees. He tells her about conception, sexual intercourse, sp...

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Little Johnny Little Johnny's Christmas Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it. He decided to ask his shrink what to do. The shrink said, Since Christmas is coming up, you should ask Johnny what he wants Santa to bring ...

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A Stiff One Pfizer Corp. (NYSE PFE) is making the announcement today that VIAGRA will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola (Pepsi Bottling Group NYSE PBG) as a power beverage suitable for use as-is, or as a mixer, under the ...

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Seniors Guide to Sex Put on your glasses. Double check that your partner is actually in bed with you. Set timer for 10 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle. Set the mood with lighting. Turn them ALL OFF! Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial bef...

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Choking child One day, at a local restaurant, a woman suddenly called out, My son's choking! He swallowed a quarter! Help! Please, anyone! Help! A man from a nearby table stood up and announced that he was quite experienced at this sort of thing. He stepp...

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Grannys Night Out Ida and Dorothy finally dragged Agnus out for her 60th birthday. Even though a strip club isn't exactly what Agnus had in mind she will still try and have a little fun. After a few beers and 20 or so dollar bills Ida descides she is goin...

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Ultimate fantasy In a recent On-line poll 38,562 men across the US were asked to identify woman's ultimate fantasy. 97.8% of the respondents said that a woman's ultimate fantasy is to have two men at once. While this has been verified by a recent sociolog...

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Newlyweds A newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them, We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from sex for one whole month. The couple agreed and after two-and-a-half weeks returned to the Church. When the ...

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Elongated peni$es Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, over sized peni$es. How do you account for this? he asked the broth...

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