进入在线试听 更多英文笑话 Business just started 开张大吉 A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come in to the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the busin...

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进入在线试听 更多英文笑话 Is she pregnant? 她怀孕了吗？ A woman went to the doctor's office where she was seen by one of the new doctors ... but after 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and aske...

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进入在线试听 更多英文笑话 Psychiatrist 精神病医生 Jerry went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm going crazy!" Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come to me thr...

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进入在线试听 更多英文笑话 Car accident 交通事故 A man was driving to work when a truck ran a stop sign ... hit his car broadside, and knocked him cold. Passerbys pulled him from the wreck and revived him. He began a terrific struggle and had to be tranquilized by the med...

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进入在线试听 更多英文笑话 Captain's recording 机长的录音 This is your captain speaking. On behalf of my crew ...I'd like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to London. We are currently flying at a height of 35,000 feet midway across the Atlantic...

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进入在线试听 更多英文笑话 Substitute Teacher 代课教师 A substitute teacher was trying to make use of her psychology background. She began her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, please stand up." Right away, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Why...

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进入在线试听 更多英文笑话 Mental deficiency 智力缺陷 "Would you mind telling me, Doctor," Bob asked ..."how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?" "Nothing is easier," he replied. "You ask him a simple question which everyone should an...

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进入在线试听 更多英文笑话 It worked 有效 Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it. So Tom went to his doctor, the doctor gave him a pill an...

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进入在线试听 更多英文笑话 Want a day off 想请一天假 Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff.""We're...

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进入在线试听 更多英文笑话 Marry in the heaven 在天堂结婚 A young couple was on their way to get married when they had an accident and died. Now they were in front of St. Peter and the young lady asked if they could get married. St. Peter told them, he would have to get ba...

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