A child asked his mother, "Do all fairy tales begin with, Once upon a time? "
His mother answered, "No, dear. Once in a while they begin with 'I am going to be working late at the office tonight.'"
"Does Daddy tell you fairy tales like that?"
"He used to."
"What made him stop?"
"One day he told me he would be working late, and I said, 'Can I depend on that?'"
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