Truth of Advertisement: Pets Can Never Surf the Net

    1. Your teeth will never look as perfect as the models' in Colgate ads.

    你的牙齿看上去永远不会像高露洁牙膏广告的模特那么完美无缺。

    2. A group of singing male dancers will never appear suddenly out of nowhere and start shampooing your hair.

    永远不会有一帮载歌载舞的舞男突然从哪儿冒出来，开始用香波为你洗发。

    3. No matter how dry your skin gets, you will never turn into an alligator or any other type of reptile.

    不论皮肤多么干燥，你永远不会变成美洲鳄或任何其他一种皮肤粗糙的爬行动物。

    4. Your love will never significantly improve because of a breath mint.

    你的爱情永远不会因为呼吸带着薄荷的气息而有显著的改善。

    5. You'll never be completely satisfied by eating a Snickers or any other candy bar.

    你永远不会因为吃了一块Snikers品牌的巧克力或任何其他品牌的糖棒而变得100%的满足。

    6. If you drive an SUV10 up a mountain, across a desert and into a crocodile infested swamp, it will get dirty, it will get scratched and it will most likely get totaled.

    如果你驾驶一辆运动休闲车爬越高山，穿越沙漠或驶进鳄鱼出没的沼泽，车身一定要么脏兮兮，要么被刮伤，要么很可能彻底玩儿完。

    7. What looks great on a fashion model usually looks pretty goofy on anybody else.

    时装模特身上酷毙的衣服换在任何别人身上通常都显得特别傻冒。

    8. No matter how many Coca-colas you guzzle, you won't be able to chase down a cheetah or leap the Grand Canyon in a single bound.

    不管你狂饮多少瓶可口可乐，你不可能追逐印度猎豹或纵身一跃就飞过科罗拉多大峡谷。

    9. Your average house pet cannot open refrigerators, talk on the telephone or surf the Net.

    家养的普通宠物不可能开冰箱，打电话，或者上网冲浪。

    10. Unlike the celebs you see in the“Got Milk”ads, you will never look hip with white stuff spread across your upper lip.

    喝牛奶时若上唇粘满白色玩意儿，你看上去永远也不会有“来杯牛奶”广告片里的名流气质。

    11. Cold cuts and sandwiches do not enjoy being eaten, nor are they waiting for you to open the refrigerator door so they can talk to you.

    冷盘和三明治并没有喜欢被吃的感觉，也不会等着你打开冰箱门与你聊上一聊。

    12. Skittles and M&&Ms are never as large and colorful as they look in ads.

    Skittles糖果和M&&Ms彩虹糖永远不会有广告片里看上去那么大，也没有那么色彩鲜艳。

    13. Mermaids do not drink any brand of bottled water.
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