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趣味英语-“囧囧有神”的一句话幽默

时间:2010-08-23来源:作文地带栏目:英语谚语名言作者:作文地带 英语作文收藏:收藏本文
幽默的方法很多,一句话的幽默,你能辨析出来么? 1、I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of naturalcauses. 自从我听说人还是死于天然原因者居多之后,我就再也不敢拼命吃天然食品了。 2、Garden Rule:When weeding,the best way to make sure you are remo


  幽默的方法很多,一句话的幽默,你能辨析出来么?

  1、I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of naturalcauses.

  自从我听说“人还是死于天然原因者居多”之后,我就再也不敢拼命吃天然食品了。

  2、Garden Rule:When weeding,the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not avaluable plant is to pull on it.If it comes out of the ground easily,it is avaluable plant.

  园艺定律:区分益草和害草的办法是,拔出来试试——如果很容易拔掉,就证明它是益草。

  3、The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

  如果放在家里的东西找不回来,最容易的办法就是去买个新的回来。

  4、Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used  to?

  你是否注意到,这年头,自从有了数码摄录机,就再也没人象以前那样老是说不明飞行物的事情了。

  5、How is it one care less match can start a forest fire,but it takes a whole box to start a camp fire?

  不慎的时候只要一根火柴就足以引发森林大火,而想点燃一堆篝火却需要整整一盒火柴,真纳闷。

  6、Who was the first person to look at a cow and say,"I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here,and drink what ever comes out?"

  不知道是谁第一个看见母牛,就敢说:“我要使劲挤一挤那两排倒吊着的玩意儿,流出来的是啥俺就喝啥”?

  7、Wh owas the first person to say,"See that chicken there?I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt."

  不知道是谁第一个看见母鸡,就敢说:“看见那只鸡没有?我就等着吃从它屁股里面滚出来的东西。”

  8、Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

  胶水为啥就不会粘在胶水瓶里面啊

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