Bedtime Prayers Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. "Please God," she said, "Make Naples the capital of Italy. Make Naples the capital of Italy." Her mother interrupted and said, "Julie, why do you want God to make Naples the capital of Italy?" And Juli...

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Prepare Yourself A story around campus has it that a student once sent a telegram to his parents reading: Mom - flunked all courses. Kicked out of school. Prepare Pop. Two days later he received a response: Pop prepared. Prepare yourself....

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Top Salesman A young guy from Virginia moves to California and goes to a big department store looking for a job. The manager says, Do you have any sales experience? The kid says, Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Virginia. The boss liked the kid, s...

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Revenge(报复) A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round-trip(往返旅行) ticket -- If he could just get to the airport he could get himself...

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An Unexpected Hobby Alice lived in the country, but one year she decided to visit the capital city to do some shopping and to go sight-seeing. She stayed at a hotel beside the central market. She had seldom been to the city before, and was very excited ab...

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2 Canadian Guys Two Canadian guys, Mike and Rob were on the roof, laying tile(铺设瓦片), when a sudden gust of wind came and knocked down their ladder. I have an idea, said Mike. We'll throw you down, and then you can pick up the ladder. What, do you think I'...

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Angang Steel Co Ltd (Ansteel), the listed unit of Anshan Iron and Steel Group, returned to profits in the first half of this year with net profit surging 275.94 percent year-on-year to 2.75 billion yuan ($405.04 million). Total revenue of the company in t...

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Yangzhou city in East China's Jiangsu province registered 10 underwriting companies this year, and 9 of them were added into the provincial underwriting system, said a city official on Wednesday. "The city will attract more capital investment this year vi...

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Beijing: The Ninth China Internet Conference (CIC) powered up with the theme of “Green Serivce-based Internet” on Tuesday. As a vane of the Asian Internet industry, the annual conference attracted over 160 IT CEOs and experts this year. "In the context of...

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The United States seems to be flexing its military muscles in Northeast Asia and the South China Sea for some time now, especially after the sinking of the Republic of Korea's (ROK) corvette, Cheonan, on March 26. Ignoring Beijing's repeated opposition, t...

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