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搞笑的英语问答

时间:1970-01-01来源:作文地带栏目:英语幽默笑话作者:英语作文 英语作文收藏:收藏本文
这些QA有点黄,但都点到为止,可以从中看出老外真的很有趣,学好英语真的很有好处,至少你可以看懂下面这些这么幽默的英语笑话: Q: What is the similarity between men and rats? A: Both keep searching for new holes. Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period? A: Your salary

这些Q&A有点黄,但都点到为止,可以从中看出老外真的很有趣,学好英语真的很有好处,至少你可以看懂下面这些这么幽默的英语笑话:

Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new holes.

Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5- days and if it doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble.

Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology.

下面还有更搞笑的:

Q: Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?
A: Lady: Doctor, I thought you said 3 males a day.

Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?!!!!!!!!!!!!
A: The boy friend's hand.

Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked "Why"?
A: The animals told him. Your tail is in front".

Q: Secret of long life
A: Morning two eggs, evening two pegs... and night two legs

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