Wood Fire One woman lectured her best friend on the nature of the male animal."Husbands are like wood fires.They go out if left unattended." "Dose that I mean,"asked the other,"that they make ashes of themselves?" 森林之火 一名妇女向她最好的朋友大谈雄性动物的特性：“丈夫们就像是森林里的火，一不注意，他们就会燃烧起来。” “那是不是意味着，”另一个问道，“他们将自己烧成灰烬？”
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