Peter dozed off while his teacher was talking.
Teacher: Peter! Tell us, what''s the biggest in the world?
Peter: Well, well.... eyelids....
Teacher: What? Eyelids?
Peter: Yes, sir. Because as soon as I shut my eyes, the eyelids cover everything of the world.
世界上最大的
老师正在讲课，彼得打起瞌睡来了。
老师：彼得！你说说，世界上什么最大？
彼得：这，这。。。。。眼皮。。。。。
老师：什么？眼皮？
彼得：是这样，老师，因为我眼睛一闭，眼皮就把世界上的一切东西都遮住了。
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