Marco and Hassan are having a tour with their teacher David, and Hassan tips the guide a little too much…

Tour Guide: If you found my words helpful and interesting, please feel free to leave a few cents or dollars. Thank you.
Marco: How much did you tip him, Hassan?
Hassan: I gave him a $100 bill.
David: Really Hassan, that’s ridiculous! You can’t give someone a $100 tip!
Hassan: I’m sorry my teacher. For me, money is rubbish; and what do you do with rubbish? You throw it away.
Marco: If you’ve got any more of that sort of rubbish, Hassan, you can always throw it at me.
Hassan: Not at you, Marco, you are my friend.

Vocabulary:

Feel free to do something 随心所欲
Do something if you want to but don’t do it if you don’t want to.

Ridiculous 荒谬的
Very stupid and totally unreasonable.

Rubbish 垃圾
Waste material to be thrown away

Tip 小费
Money that you give people who provide you with good service.