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时间:2010-03-16来源:英语作文网栏目:双语阅读作者:网友供稿 英语作文收藏:收藏本文
英语小笑话带翻译版,希望您参考学习,笑一笑十年少! 1 那就更糟了 Much Worse Much Worse Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch? Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be muc

英语小笑话带翻译版,希望您参考学习,笑一笑十年少!
1  那就更糟了 Much Worse

Much Worse

Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?
Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse.

中文:

警察:有人抢你的手表时,你为什么不呼救呢?
男子:要是我张口的话,他们就会发现我的四颗金牙。那就更糟了。

2林肯过生日 Great Event

    Teacher: What great event happened in 1809?
   Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln was born.


  Teacher: Correct. And what great event happened in 1812?
  Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln had his third birthday.

  老师:1809年发生了什么重大事件?

  小威利:亚伯拉罕-林肯诞生。

  老师:正确。那么1812年发生了什么重要事件呢?

  小威利:亚伯拉罕-林肯过他的三周岁生日。

3 Talking clock

  会说话的钟

 

  While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it work?"


  "Watch," the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, "Knock it off, you idiot! It's two o'clock in the morning!"


  一个学生带他朋友们参观他的新公寓,甚是得意。“那个大铜锣和锤子是干什么用的?”他的一个朋友问他。“那玩意儿厉害了,那是一个会说话的钟”,学生回答。“这钟怎么工作的”,他的朋友问。“看着,别眨眼了”,那学生走上前一把操起铜锣和锤子,拼命地敲了一下,声音震耳欲聋。突然,他们听到隔壁墙那边有人狂叫,“别敲了,你这白痴!现在是凌晨两点钟了!”

4、The Mean Man's Party
  吝啬鬼的聚会

  The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot."
  "Why use my elbow and foot?"
  "Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-handed, are you?"

  一个声名狼藉的小气鬼终于决定要请一次客了。他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说:“你上到五楼,用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了后,再用你的脚把门推开。”
  “为什么我要用我的肘和脚呢?”
  “天哪!” 吝啬鬼回答,“你总不会空着手来吧?”
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